- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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