why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

this is not a joke. jks

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

i have to pee out my ass.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Three black men were walking...

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

poopoo

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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