- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

THE GAME

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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