John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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