- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

bacon

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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