A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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whats 69+2? 71

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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penis

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

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