- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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