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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

whats good about poland... fukk all

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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