A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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PEANIS!

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Chuck Norris.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Anti Joke

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