- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock knock! Ding dong.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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