- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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