- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

brandon ya twwat

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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