- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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