- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

I like touching my boobs

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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