- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

children burning

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

a jew walks out of a furnace

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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