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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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