- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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