If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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try slamming a revolving door

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fduck

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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