- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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