- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

The Detroit Lions

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

I am a nigger.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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