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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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