What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Gangnam style

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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