Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Fox News.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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women's rights.

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womens rights

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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