- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

i dont like attention whores lol

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*