- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

out of your comfort zone

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

lipstick pig

I told you it would happen

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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