you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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I agree

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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