- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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