Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Wanna here a good joke?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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