- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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