WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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men's rights.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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