- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How old are you? 20

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

whats good about poland... fukk all

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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