'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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