Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Bake until golden at 375

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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