- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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