- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Committing Suicide #YOLO

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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