Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A man buys a prius

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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