- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

David Silberberg is gay

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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