How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Jason Connor.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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The Christian Bible.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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