- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man said hi.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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