- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??