"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Women's rights

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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School

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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