- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Knock, knock. Come in.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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