- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

bees knees

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

My parents have an open marriage.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did it die Nothing died

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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