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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

I was born.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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