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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's funnier than 68 69

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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