What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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You see how lame this is?

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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