What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Rick santorum

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Tough crowd tonight...

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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