No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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