Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Women's rights

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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