- Anti Joke

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.