Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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I <3 Hitler

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

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