Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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