- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

brian mcgee is gay!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Who is big and stupid My brother

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