- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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