- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Do u take sugar?

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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