I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What color is red paint? Red

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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kevin kim

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Get off my porch.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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