- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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