- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

The Holocaust.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Grammer is very important

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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