whats black and white? a zebra

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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pickle sniffer

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Anti Joke

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