what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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woman's rights

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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you lose.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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