Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Autism speaks but not really

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...