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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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