- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

politically correct!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Help I'm being raped!

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??