Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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shut up kobe!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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