Jacob Edwards has friends

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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