uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

TELL

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

I ponder

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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