,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

knock knock who's there no one

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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