- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

You're welcome!

An irish man walks out of a bar

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

HEY YOU!!!!

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

whats the best thing about polio...death

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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