You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

There's my tractor.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Republicans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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