- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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